HERE ARE THE RULES:

DUE TO A CHANGE IN VENUE, KUNTRYKLUB.COM IS NOW ABLE TO INVITE 250 GUESTS TO ATTEND THIS EXTRAORDINARY EVENT. THERE WILL BE ON GOING MUSIC, RAFFLES, FOOD, AND BOOZE.

AFRAID OF A LITTLE COMPETITION - DON'T WORRY - WE HAVE DESIGNATED A CORNER FOR YOU PUSSIES TO SOCIALIZE. 

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEER DRINKING, BULLSHITTING, CURSING, DRUNK PEOPLE, LOUD MUSIC, LOOKING AT BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, WATCHING COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON 200 INCH SCREENS OR TAKING JAEGER SHOTS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WHEN YOU'RE JUST NOT SURE YOU CAN TAKE ANYMORE - DON'T COME!

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS JUMP IN YOUR 3 SERIES BMW, HEAD TO YOUR LOCAL STARBUCKS AND GRAB A LATTE, THEN SHOOT OVER TO GOLDS GYM AND SIT IN THE STEAM ROOM FOR A BIT, FINALLY CLOSE OUT YOUR DAY BY GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE.

AT ANY TIME BY COMMITTEE REVIEW A RESERVED PERSON MAY IN FACT LOSE THEIR SPOT DO TO ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING INFRACTIONS:

• GETTING THE GROUP OR ANY PART OF THE GROUP KICKED OUT OF THE EVENT.
• KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY FONDLING ANOTHER MANS WOMAN.
• KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY WETTING ONES PANTS.
• ANY MAN POSSESSING A CAN OF COPENHAGEN YET REFUSES TO SHARE WITH A FELLOW MAN IN NEED WILL BE FOUND IN CONTEMPT.
• ANY MAN WHO RECIEVES A BEER AS A GIFT AND DOES NOT RETURN THE FAVOR UPON REQUEST WILL BE FOUND IN CONTEMPT.
• ANY MAN WHO POSSESSES AN ARTICLE OF FOOD YET REFUSES TO PROVIDE A SAMPLE BITE TO THOSE IN REQUEST WILL BE FOUND IN CONTEMPT.

NOTE: THESE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO FREQUENT CHANGE BY THE COMMITTEE.

HELPFUL TIP:  THE COMMITTEE DOES LOOK FAVORABLY UPON CERTAIN BRIBES, GIFTS OR KICK BACKS.  THAT BEING SAID IT IS ENTIRLY POSSIBLE TO PICK UP AN INFRACTION AND STILL BE ABLE TO RIGHT ONES WRONG BY DESCRETLY NEGOTIATING WITH A ROYAL COMMITTEE MEMBER UNDER THE TABLE.

NOTE: THE COMMITTEE ITSELF DOES NOT FALL UNDER THE GENERAL RESERVED PERSONS ACT AND THEREFOR WILL NOT BE SUBJECT TO THE SAME STRINGENT GUIDELINES AS THE COMMON ATTENDEES.